Today, I received a package from home from my mom. It was very lovely containing brownies with cookie dough in them (fantastic btw), a lovely card, twenty bucks and.....necco conversation hearts. Aka, it must have been a Valentines day package. However, since I do not celebrate holidays sponsored by Hallmark, I made an effort not to look at any of the sugar dipped messages that proclaim phrases like "text me!". Therefore, the sweetheart candies would remain little candy hearts and nothing more than a sugary snack.
Sorry, Mom. But I did love the package!
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| If I ate every sugary candy that proposed to me..I'd be diabetic by now. Also if you think it's romantic to propose via candy, you best propose to Betty Crocker |
The top 10 worst Necco heart messages.
Don't worry... there will be a rant about Valentines day. Just wait for Monday.
10. Nature Lover.
Well... that's nice. But did you really need to print that on a heart?
9. Bite me.
So apparently there are twilight Necco's now. This is a particularly worrisome one. But actually the most fitting considering it IS candy.
8. Fax me
Oh hey 1982... haven't seen you in a while...
7. Get my drift
First of all it's 'catch my drift'. Second...no.
6. Chill out.
Why is this a romantic conversation heart? If only my man would tell me chill out via candy heart on V-Day. swoon.
5. Homesick.
Once again... why is this one?
4. I hope.
For what?
3. And.
umm.........
2. Blank
because 'AND' took so much effort to come up with....
1. Do good.
No. This grammatically incorrect. I do not approve of candy that fails basic grammar. No wonder people think good and well are interchangeable words. Stupid Necco.
Useless...simply useless.
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